Moe :-)

Hi!

Articles

That awkward moment when your camera is in your purse…

and you can’t take a picture of the family that was dressed RIDICULOUSLY.  Mom and one daughter had matching dresses. They were just little sun-dresses.  Mostly yellow with some big flowers printed on them.  Kinda ugly, but they could’ve gotten away with them had then not been wearing them simultaneously.  Second daughter. maybe 15 - navy blue bathing suit bottoms. seen CLEARLY through the sheer chartreuse genie pants that were pinstriped with sequins.  what what what are you doing.  

on a side note - this happened at work.  a customer had asked my co-worker if “they are in a cult because they’re dressed the same”.

yeah……

I had to rename my blog.  It’s already the name of a book…great minds think alike though right?

I had to rename my blog.  It’s already the name of a book…great minds think alike though right?

That awkward moment….

when your mother tells you “other people probably think you dress like a slut”

Thanks mom.

Love you too. 

Here is where we take our first break to say “oh no HE didn’t”
Who is this guy? I have absolutely no idea.
The only idea I had when I first saw him was - “Run! get the camera! this is going on the blog!”
Seriously dude? You’re on the beach wearing head to toe black ugly clothing.  Don’t get me wrong…black is great…I love black.  However - these are some pretty unfortunate garments.  Also - It’s the month of July - temperature = 84 degrees.  Obviously you’re hot - your shirt is unbuttoned completely.  
I don’t even know where to begin in advising this guy towards fashion success…so I won’t.

Here is where we take our first break to say “oh no HE didn’t”

Who is this guy? I have absolutely no idea.

The only idea I had when I first saw him was - “Run! get the camera! this is going on the blog!”

Seriously dude? You’re on the beach wearing head to toe black ugly clothing.  Don’t get me wrong…black is great…I love black.  However - these are some pretty unfortunate garments.  Also - It’s the month of July - temperature = 84 degrees.  Obviously you’re hot - your shirt is unbuttoned completely.  

I don’t even know where to begin in advising this guy towards fashion success…so I won’t.

Most awkward walk of shame i’ve ever witnessed in my life….what what what is she wearing? definitely not a bathing suit….sorry hunny - I’m sure you’ve got a great personality and a lovely body - but lets put some real beach attire on.  thanks. 

p.s. (this photo was taken just for this blog…she actually is wearing an adorable bikini underneath)

Most awkward walk of shame i’ve ever witnessed in my life….what what what is she wearing? definitely not a bathing suit….sorry hunny - I’m sure you’ve got a great personality and a lovely body - but lets put some real beach attire on.  thanks. 

p.s. (this photo was taken just for this blog…she actually is wearing an adorable bikini underneath)

Yes ladies - it’s that time…bathing suit season.
Pictured here is that awkward moment when your bikini lining sticks out of your bikini….
I bet that’s not what you thought it was.  
My point - make sure it stays tucked in…but don’t pick at it in public…then people will think you not only have something awkward in your panties, they’ll think you’re gross because your adjusting a wedgie….or you could just buy a better quality bathing suit.

Yes ladies - it’s that time…bathing suit season.

Pictured here is that awkward moment when your bikini lining sticks out of your bikini….

I bet that’s not what you thought it was.  

My point - make sure it stays tucked in…but don’t pick at it in public…then people will think you not only have something awkward in your panties, they’ll think you’re gross because your adjusting a wedgie….or you could just buy a better quality bathing suit.

This is probably the most heinous sweatshirt I’ve ever laid my eyes on…
It was being sold at a souvenir shop I went into on a recent trip to Alexandria Bay, NY.  Yes, tourists can be a little dumb sometimes, but really? The stores should not encourage this sort of embarrassment.
The plus side of this - nobody’s actually wearing it.  

This is probably the most heinous sweatshirt I’ve ever laid my eyes on…

It was being sold at a souvenir shop I went into on a recent trip to Alexandria Bay, NY.  Yes, tourists can be a little dumb sometimes, but really? The stores should not encourage this sort of embarrassment.

The plus side of this - nobody’s actually wearing it.